22nd day (Mistakes)

Israel in the beginning of September is still hot.
In the past we'd planned our shvil walks to start early in order to beat the midday heat. In the past we hadn't been out in Tel Aviv till 1 a.m. before a shvil leg. First mistake.
I awoke after 8, went out and had a quiet cup of coffee and brought back double machiattos for my shvil partners. Despite the caffeine shots we were all tired after walking 18 km the previous day and going to bed late. Second mistake.
There was actually some doubt whether we would start at all since Yoni's thigh was black and sore, but the brave trooper decided to tough it out. Third mistake
Not long after 9.30 we were in the car driving towards the starting point. At 9.30 on the Saturday of Rosh Hashana, nothing is open in the city that never sleeps. We got to the Alonit convenience store at the petrol station at Neveh Yerek, close to our starting point, to discover that the 16 year old girl behind the counter didn't know how to take frozen chocolate croissants out of the freezer and turn them into baked ones. The 19 year old whose job it was to do that would only be arriving in half an hour. A bad omen. We only had chocolate Oreos to go with Garry's tea. We thought of buying some pre-packed sandwiches for the route ahead but they looked like they'd been sitting in the refrigerator section one day too many. So of we set, without having eaten any breakfast and without food for the coming day's walk. Fourth mistake.
The starting time was a bit after 10. Fifth mistake.
We at least got something right by parking the car close to the road so we wouldn't have to walk extra metres (kilometres) just to pick a car up at the end, but that was about the extent of our victories for the day.
The day's proceedings started pleasantly. The path followed the course of the Yarkon river. At the point where we joined it, at this stage of the summer, the word "river" is a misnomer. Even "creek" is probably a bit generous. A thin, green strip of barely moving water does not a river make. Still, lined by papyrus reeds it was a very idyllic country path, 15 minutes from the heart of Tel Aviv. Here and there locals sat by the banks, fishing rod in hand. I don't know if they ever catch anything and given the unpleasant green hue of the water I'm not sure that they would actually want to eat anything that they might catch. From experience, there is something calming , almost therapeutic, about fishing. There might be mockers amongst us that will call it pointless, but this is my blog and I'm sticking to it.
The other human activity we saw on the shvil was bike riding. This route, along the entire banks of the Yarkon, from its source in the Sharon to the mouth in the Tel Aviv port area is a well known bike path. Initially we too had planned to cycle the path but lack of confidence in our biking skills put paid to the idea. Sixth mistake? Perhaps not.

Walking by the river banks continued on for quite a while. Rivers, by nature, don't usually go straight. They snake along a route of nature's choosing that is eked out over thousands or millions of years. And here, on this day, for us, lies the problem. It  felt like that we were walking in circles. We'd often cross the river and walk along the bank in the opposite direction that we'd been walking in. It took us what seemed forever to get to landmarks that we thought we'd get to sooner. The landscape, whilst pleasant enough, was monotonous. Almost every leg of shvil yisrael looks better in the winter, but I'm quite convinced that this leg, done in the winter, would be one of the most beautiful of the entire Israel National Trail. Yet today, in the open, baking heat, with no breakfast and no food, not enough water, not enough sleep, tired from the previous day's 18 km and one of us with a very nasty bruise, we really struggled. So what do we do when the going gets tough? We hitch a ride. Over the course of the 3 hours that we'd been walking a small number of 4*4s had passed us. When Avi and Yael approached in their Nissan Tarrano, and even stopped to ask us directions, that was it. No mistake. We asked (begged?) for a lift and they readily agreed. Air conditioning never felt so good. They were in no hurry to get anywhere and we were in no hurry to leave the air conditioning. The conversation was pleasant and as the view outside marginally changed from reeds  to citrus groves we congratulated ourselves on our wisdom and good luck.. Eventually we passed from the rural agricultural area to the commercial Ramat Hachayal district that borders between Tel Aviv and Petach Tikvah. There are many restaurants in this area and If we'd still been walking we probably would have had some lunch, hopped into a taxi and called it a day. But we were in Avi and Yael's Nissan Tarrano and when they offered to drop us off at my van parked at the end we unhesitatingly agreed. As we were driving down towards the port area and my parked van we spotted a section of Park Hayarkon, Tel Aviv's sort of version of New York's Central Park. It's a large green park that runs for a few kilometres along the northern bank of the Yarkon. It's part of the shvil and looked very inviting. When one of us, perhaps out of a sense of misplaced guilt, suggested we leave the comfort of the limo service and venture back onto the shvil, the other two readily concurred. Sixth mistake. Avi and Yael looked a little puzzled, which I can certainly understand. Why would any sane person leave an air-conditioned car and chose to walk 5 kilometres in the midday heat? Especially since we'd already walked 8 or so kilometres and looked totally withered when we got picked up? Beats me, even though the decision was certainly unanimous.

To compound our mistake, we actually disembarked from the car not exactly next to the park but had to walk around in circles until we found the right way there. Add one totally unnecessary unshvil kilometre to the day's tally. There was probably another kilometre between the edge of the park itself to the white, orange and blue marked shvil path on the river bank. Park Hayarkon is very nice though. As previously said, we hadn't eaten yet today and unfortunately our hunger was amplified by the smell of all the barbecued meats that wafted over the park. Hundreds of families had decided to set up bivouac here and send a cloud of barbecue smoke into the atmosphere. Maybe Hendrix had Park Hayarkon in mind when he sang about purple haze.
By the time we made it back to the Yarkon itself we were even more tired, hot and thirsty and failed to appreciate the fact that, like many world cities that have rivers running through the middle, this strip of green in the urban landscape is something to be enjoyed. We just wanted to forget the mistakes, get back to the car and get home.

In summary it was quite ambitious to try and walk close to 40 kilomtres in a 28 hour period. Add to that all the other factors that made this leg such a struggle and I would say that all in we didn't give enough thought to that second day. Are we discouraged from doing 2 legs on a weekend? Certainly not. Next time we just have to plan it a little better.

21st day (Sand, Sea and Sol)

Today's leg was a landmark. Or two landmarks.
Firstly, we came to the conclusion that we had walked so far south that it made no sense getting up before the crack of dawn in order to travel 2 hours just to start the leg, then travel 2 hours home at the end. Instead, from here we will start to do overnights, 2 legs in a weekend. Yippee!!
Secondly, Sol joined us for this leg. So far we've had a family day and a number of guest walkers, all of whom we knew from our past in Australia. Sol is different. He himself is a shviller, doing various legs of the shvil in a guided group, substantially larger than Paul, Garry and Yoni, through Machon Avshalom.  He discovered this blog a while ago and has been in constant contact with me since, giving tips as to what lies ahead and feedback on what I'd written. We were therefore happy to have our first "outsider" join us for a leg.

Given that it was Rosh Hashana, we wanted to spend the morning with our families and not walk through the midday heat. We agreed that we would meet at 3 p.m. and walk this beach leg into the evening. (Garry and I brought torches in case evening turned into night. Anything is possible with us.) After some re-arranging we set a 2 p.m. starting time, determining to meet Sol at Hof HaZuk, Tel Aviv's most northern beach and to walk north to Poleg, Netanya's southern beach.
Things never seem to work out as simply as we plan them. Before starting to walk we had to drop one car off at the end point. No problem. Done it 20 times so far. Except this time, the 21st time, I managed to bog my van in sand in the car park at the end. Another landmark.  I won't bore the reader with endless details of how wheels spun, rubber burnt and the engine overloaded. Nor will I go into the different attempts at digging sand, pushing boards under the wheels and various other forms of pre-shvil energy wasting. After 30 minutes my van finally limped out of the sandy carpark. Poor Sol had already arrived at the designated meeting point only to have us make him wait because of our stupidity.

But the stupidity didn't end there. There are those deliberately stupid Hollywood films, often starring  Will Ferrel, where the characters are SO moronic that it just can't actually be and there lies the comedy. Well guess what?  I bogged the car a second time! Let Will Ferrel beat that! After leaving the carpark we decided to go back and move Yoni's car closer to the actual end point at the beach. For some inexplicable reason I drove back into the carpark and yes, got bogged a second time. Brain-dead. Moron. Imbecile. Ignoramus.  I'm surprised Yoni and Garry didn't just leave me there, forcing me to use the half a wit that I had working at the time to figure out how to extradite myself from this mess. In any case, 20 minutes later and with the help of a kind but somewhat amused local who lent us a tow rope and showed us where the tow bars were on both our vehicles, we were finally on our way. Sol took to being made to wait an hour by three clowns very well.  At 3 p.m. we set off for the last beach leg of Shvil Yisrael.

Garry, always the beach-comber, was a little melancholy at the thought of not walking along the beach again after this leg. I was of the opinion that I understand already the idea of the Mediterranean Sea and the beach, enjoyed it whilst it lasted but was just as happy to tick the box and move on to the next vista the shvil would present us. Yoni just didn't want sand dunes.
Hof Hazuk is the beach you go to if you want to be seen. The young, the famous and the beautiful hang out here. And us. Four  fifty-year-old somethings trudging northwards, dodging multiple hard rubber balls shot between  wooden paddle bats.  There was so much matkot, Israel's national beach sport, being played ensuring that the pings of the countless balls on bats made conversation impossible. At risk of labelling myself  a dirty old man, the amount of silicone and skimpy bikinis on show at this beach ensured that anyway, conversation was the last thing on my mind. When you've got it, flaunt it.
 The crowds thinned quite quickly and soon enough we had the long sandy beach almost to ourselves

. A family group here, young couples there. The relative seclusion also attracted another type of beach goer. The nudist. Or more correctly, the male nudist . We saw a smattering of topless females and tens of fully naked men. Now I'm no prude and really do believe that the human body is not something to be ashamed of, but I have to admit that I get no joy from seeing the male genitalia, out there for all to see. Once again, I guess, when you've got, flaunt it

As the afternoon shadows grew longer  the temperature dropped slightly and even I, the beach cynic, enjoyed the walking. Until the sandy beach stopped and sharp rocky boulders were suddenly under foot. We were forced to act like mountain goats, or coast goats, jumping from rock to rock. Garry, as usual, nimbly glided over. I carefully plodded on. Sol struggled with the terrain and Yoni fell. Quite heavily. The bruise that came up on his leg wasn't black and blue. It was just black. Dark and painful. Certainly the most serious injury we've had to date, though not so serious to prevent us from continuing on.

The rocky section ended as suddenly as it started,as if placed there as a test by some unseen Shvil God. We were back on the sandy beach again. Of course Mr Shvil Painter, or the unseen Shvil God, wasn't going to allow us a nice long boring beach walk. Once we got to Ga'ash the route left the beach and climbed up on to the cliff above the beach. Whilst the cliff was not high, the views over the beach below and out into the Mediterranean were beautiful, especially since the hour was late and thus the sun was starting to set in the west over the sea. Trouble was that we'd been walking three hours already and were starting to tire. The sand underfoot was loose, the terrain undulating and this made for difficult walking. Some, especially one who doesn't like sand dunes and was already injured, found the going especially hard and kept harking back to his days in basic training. Luckily it was twilight with a cool sea breeze to our backs. After four kilomtres of this cliff dune walking, which I dare say was actually both difficult and enjoyable, the path lead us back to the beach.

Not long after we got back to the firm sand of the shore we arrived to Poleg beach. Sol and I waited while Yoni and Garry retrieved the car, which proved to be further away from the beach than what we thought when we'd left it there four and a half hours previously. After 18 kilometres Yoni and Garry really didn't need that extra kilometre to the car.

Back at the Hof Hatzuk carpark we bade farewell to a tired Sol and readied ourselves for the next part of our shvil experience. Whilst not strictly part of the shvil, the three country bumpkins prepared to meet up with an old friend and hit the big city.
Yvonne may not get the honour of being called a shviller, but all the same, seeing her for the first time since we all left school, 33 years ago (yes, really) was reason enough to prevent us from going back to our rented apartment and crashing out for the night. So first stop was Hof Hametzitzim for a cold beer and greasy french fries. Next, a steak at Boya at the Tel Aviv port complex. We finished off with a  midnight ice cream at Iceberg. By the time we got back to the apartment, showered and dropped into bed, it was about one o'clock. We were only going to be shvilling once in Tel Aviv, so we exploited it to the end. However we also knew that we wanted to get up bright and early the next day, refreshed and ready for the 20 km walk down the Yarkon river. We paid for our late night the next day. But from a one a.m perspective, the day had certainly finished on a much better note than it had started.

p.s.Since Yoni refused to share a room, let alone a bed with me, Garry got stuck with my alleged sssnorrring